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oreo thins are what the original oreo *should* have been; they have the perfect cookie to cream ratio,

you cannot fight me on this.

being social is exhausting.

sometimes i just need like a quick break & excuse myself to just hide from people & recharge my batteries.

whywhywh y are gender reveal parties still a thing…

i feel like ppl only pretend to enjoy the taste of alcohol.

my 19yo cousin just asked me why i don’t have a bf, so i’m just going to excuse myself from this entire interaction..

i wanna make love right na na na na na na na na batmaaan 🎵

got my hair cut, & my stylist did it with my hair parted in the middle like the coolkids these days.

but i’m a millennial sidepart bitch, so now when i style my hair like i usually do, one side is slightly longer than the other 🫠

i *cannot* handle smalltalk .

or big talk.
or medium talk.

just don’t talk to me.

is it hot in here, or have i finally descended into hell?

i’m cranky bc the underwire is trying to escape & stab me in the heart but lol jokes on u , i dont have a heart.

gone are the days that i can tolerate wearing a bra for like 8hrs a day..

is there anything worse than watching concert vids on ig stories?

app idea: status checks for which mcdonald’s locations have an actual working mcflurry machine.

one of these days i’ll be able to change the printer’s ink cartridges without getting ink all over myself.

makes smores over the open flame of a world on fire

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wallflower social club

a tiny garden of one modest violet (this is a single-user instance).