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oh, hi—it me, @kattdamon@mastodon.social ✌️ i've decided to wander over to my own little universe, satisfaction not guaranteed.

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actually, i thought that maybe i would go ahead & set up a small instance for some friends... but i'm already an adult, so i really don't have that many.

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it’s actually hilarious that i’ll officially be in my 30s soon…

like i can't even choose which move my pokémon should forget in order to learn a new one, i'm already an adult goddammit.

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my toxic gamer trait is buying and/or starting new games even though i haven’t finished the ones i’m already playing…

sorry not sorry infinite backlog of incomplete games 👀

lololol my lips are currently a disturbingly red colour—
am i a vampire, did i just drink the blood of my enemies, u will never kno..

(actually, i just ate a cupcake with hot pink icing bc sugarrr)

all i want is a sunscreen / SPF moisturizer that doesn’t give this brown girl whiteface please & ty .

@kattdamon preferring the citrus notes of yellow legal pad....

on the one hand, i want a blue streak in my hair

on the other hand, do i really want to be rebellious asian film character # 238?

good my lord, I prithee tarry and hear mine humble plaint... 

Butts!

ffs i just did that thing of frantically looking for my glasses—mild panic where tf are my glasses, why did i even remove them i can’t see shit—only to hear them fall to floor because they were sitti g comfortably on top of my head..

forgot that i still had badges for san diego comic-con 2020, & i’m not entirely sure if my refund request made the deadline…

so i guess i’m going to SDCC this year?

all windowsills should be big enough to fit humans. why let cats have all the fun

Masto Dev 

As much as we shit on Eugen it's easy to forget that @Claire is the best thing to happen to #MastoDev

Thank you for the tireless work you do. ❤️🙏

nearing 830PM—
the sun is still visible, & it is glorious, & i’m just gonna pretend there isn’t a frost advisory alert even though it’s practically may.

aaahhhh i embarrass myself in front of myself on a daily basis.

redesigning my personal logo for the nth time.

i love it but i also hate it, & then i love it again, & then tf did i even go to school for this for>??

being indecisive is totally part of my personal brand tho so this is fine..

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As one of the main Mastodon developers, I can't promise you that Mastodon will be a complete and exact Twitter replacement for you, but it may fit your use-cases, at least it does for me.

Just keep in mind that it is not exactly the same thing, some core design decisions are different (there isn't an unique centrally-governed website, but many interconnected servers operated by different individuals and organizations) and thus the tradeoffs can be different as well.

While I personally don't think Mastodon should aim at being an exact replacement to Twitter, I do hope Mastodon can be useful to more people wanting an alternative to Twitter! And I know there are lots of room for improvement, on things we do know, and on things we don't.

Also keep in mind that Mastodon is developed by only two core developers payed through a non-profit funded through sponsorship, grants and donations, so please be patient!

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wallflower social club

a tiny garden of one modest violet; this is a single-user instance (for now).